Why did the broth taste funny?
It was a laughing stock!

What’s a naughty cat’s favorite sport?
Rug-pee.

What kind of dog is best for business meetings?
A conference collie.

How did the parasite end every email?
Worm regards.

Which one of King Arthur’s knights started a food delivery app?
Sir Charge.

A new database query walks into a bar. The server says, “Sorry, cache only.”

What do you call Jedi who use agile methodology?
Rebel Scrum.

I can’t tell you a joke about Python, if there’s no pun indented.

What do you call a starship with student loan debt?
The Millennial Falcon.

I tried to write a stand-up routine about Naruto. But it became more of a running joke.

What do you call rehearsals for diarrhea?
Dry runs.

What did the underwear say to the poop? Here’s lookin’ at you, skid!

Why was the poop so unhappy with his career?
He was just a clog in the machine.

Why did the skid mark lose the election?
They ran a smear campaign.

I’d tell you a poop joke. But it’s too dung in cheek.